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Oh look... it's a Rick and Morty Rap and it's about as epic as that time they saved Earth from the Cromulans. 1200 FREE Downloads. Limited Supply. Get it now! Or you're stuck to listening to it only on YouTube. Oh god...what a tragedy.

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SONG LYRICS BEYOTCHHHHH

“Show me what you got!”
Oh no Rick the Cromulons are back again!
Oh wow Morty. That’s uncanny. It’s almost as if two pathetic YouTube guys decided to make their own musical tribute to Rick and Morty’s adventures and they couldn’t think of a more original way to start the song.
Wait what are you talking about? That doesn’t make any sense
Never mind. Morty and MC Bulldops back in the hizzy. All my glip glops put your hands in the air. Morty, Morty, drop me a fat beat.
Okay Rick

VERSE 1

Representin' Earth C-137
You won't get a better Rick Sanchez in any dimension
Arrest him! He’s got a rap sheet of galactic offenses
None of which were sexual - everybody consented

I get up in the morning, pull my Morty out of bed
Time for another demented adventure again
Every time we come this close to ending up dead
Remember when we buried ourselves? That messed with my head

Yep. That was dark. It's in the past though Morty
I’m gonna have to ask you to put this in your asshole shortly
No way, I was a victim of a Jelly bean predator
Think of it this way, Morty, you’re just building more character

Beth, let's be serious, your father’s off his rocker
I've got no regrets, Jerry, but I can't speak for my daughter
Oh my god, this family’s such an embarrassment
Nobody asked you Summer. Come back when you become relevant

You have the formula for dark matter, hand it to me!
Check between my asscheeks if you want the recipe
I’ll shock you like a mindfuck, call it Inception
Just like Scary Terry - I’m all up in your head, BITCH

Oh hi Jessica. Morty, ignore that chick
Ya know human females only have 3 orifices
Why would anyone ever need any more than that Rick?
Morty, trust me, you’re gonna get bored of that quick

Drop some more of that chorus shit

CHORUS
Schwifty, get schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
Schwifty, get schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
VERSE 2

I gotta go to school Rick, that’s what my parents say
Shut up, Morty, you don’t have any friends there anyway
Well at least when I had a kid, I stuck around
You raised him really well, he destroyed the whole fuckin’ town

A sexbot - Morty that’s the best you can do
You needed me to get Jessica interested in you
Well don’t forget when you couldn’t make it work with Unity
Sounds like a job for Mr. Meeseeks “LOOK AT ME”

I’m fed up with always getting taken for granted
I should’ve killed your ass at the Festival back on purge planet
Whoa Morty, I’m impressed. That was pretty harsh
Sorry Rick, I gotta lay off the Yummy Yums bars

It’s all good little man, my homies got our back
Birdperson, Squanchy, even Reverse Giraffe
POW just a parasite, it’s under control
Good job Rick! Thanks Mr. Poopybutthole

CHORUS
Schwifty, get schwifty
Wub a lub a dub dub
Schwifty, get schwifty
Wub a lub a dub dub

VERSE 3

Morty on the mic, and I’m high on purgenol
I’ll set fire to this track before I fuckin’ burn you all
You know I may not be smart, but I’ve got a lot of heart
I make all the tough calls, like the time I killed Fart

Yeah Morty, we’ll do whatever it costs
To get that Mulan szechuan teryaki dipping sauce
Even if it means calling the Seal Team Ricks
Just kidding, lick my balls, you talentless dicks

I’m the one true Morty, and that’s a fact
Alone we aren’t much, but we’re strong as a pack
I’m the Mortiest Morty, and that makes me pretty awesome
Careful, a cocky Morty can lead to some real problems

Let’s take a break at blips and chitz
Watching Ball Fondlers - it’s the shit
Pest patrol - with Pickle Rick
Kalaxian crystals - give me a hit

I survived anatomy park - get on my level
I made Satan my bitch, now he calls me the devil
Portal hoppin’ every day, it’s my favorite hobby
Shut the door can’t you see that I’m squanching?

You couldn’t trick me with a million-layered simulation
Guess who collapsed the galast-galactic federation
I’ve got a solution for any bad situation
Even Tiny Rick was a massive sensation

CHORUS
Schwifty, get schwifty
Wub a lub a dub dub
Schwifty, get schwifty
Wub a lub a dub dub

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released July 28, 2017

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